- Why is the sky blue?
- What are clouds made of?
- Can I sit on a cloud?
- Who owns those horses?
- Why is the road muddy?
- How do you spell gymnastics?
- Why am I five?
- How many years 'til my birthday?
- Can I have a Hot Wheels cake?
- Are we going to Gypsum?
- What's that smoke from?
- What do they make at that factory?
- When will we ride on an airplane again?
- How come Dean and Michaela live in England?
- Can we go to Costco and eat samples?
- Why do I have to wear glasses?
- Will people make fun of me?
- What happens if we're late to pick up Declan?
- Can we go to the library?
- Why do we have to go to the post office?
- Why did that snow fall off our car?
- Why did you buy me trains?
- Why wasn't I at your wedding?
- Was Declan at your wedding?
- How old were you when I was born?
- How old were you when Declan was born?
- How old was Daddy when I was born?
- How old was Daddy when Declan was born?
- Will my Webkinz be angels in heaven?
- Will Kirby be in heaven when I get there?
- Why do I have to get old?
- Why did you sign me up for gymnastics?
- Why do we have to wear clothes?
- Why do I have to wear a coat?
- Why is the snow melting?
- Can I watch TV when I get home?
- Can we play trains?
- What happened to pa? (his word for his old pacifier)
- Who has pa?
- Why did I trade pa for trains?
- Can I eat candy when I get home?
- Why did I get candy for Valentine's Day?
- When can I drive a car?
- Do I have to go to college?
- Why do I have to go to school every day next year?
- Why does Declan have to go to school every day?
- Are we late?
- Do we have to drop off the milk?
- Why did you get me a Webkinz for Valentine's Day?
- Why did you choose the bulldog?
- Can I take my Webkinz to school for sharing?
- Are we the last people here?
I've forgotten what the rest were. I think I had an aneurysm halfway to our destination. I'm not sure who drove us home.