UGH! I'm so annoyed at Volkswagon. Now, I drive a VW that has about 182,000 miles on it, and I love my car, but VW's most recent ad campaign--the whole Punch Dub days thing--has created an intolerable situation.
Remember the Slug Bug game where you'd see a VW Bug, slug someone in the arm and say, "Slug bug red!" Or whatever. It was just with the VW Bug. No other model. Until this newest ad campaign. And now the kids are shrieking out, "Green one! Blue one!" For every. Single. VW car they see. I told them that's not how it's done, but no one is listening.
I'm so sick of it. And I blame VW.
And even though it's not VW's fault, my kids also scream out when they see:
-Swift trucks. This involves clapping their hands, hitting the roof of the car and screaming SWIFT! In fact, it scared me so bad twice when they did it, I had to ban that one.
-Prius. This was before the whole VW fiasco and there are a lot more Priuses around than VW Bugs so they got to yell something more often. Great.
And now, the latest: Beep, I see a Jeep. WTF? Where did THAT come from? There are WAY too many Jeeps out here for that to be tolerated. I'm putting a stop to it. Now.
The Fun Miser. Out to ruin summer for my children. That's me.