Real questions Finn has asked me lately and my attempts to answer them (or not):
Q. Who was the first ever dog?
A. I have no idea.
Q. If there were only two shows to watch on TV, Chowder and the Mighty B, which one would you choose?
A. I'd throw a rock through the TV screen.
Q. Who invented bacon?
A. Francis Bacon.
Q. Why do we have to go to school?
A. Because I need a break during the day.
Q. Why do we have to do homework?
A. To keep you quiet after school and to make me realize I need a calculator to do second grade math.
Q. Why are your fingernails white on the end?
A. That's how they grow.
Q. Why don't I have white on the ends of my fingernails?
A. Because I cut them off to remove the dirt.
Q. Can I eat candy for breakfast.
A. Sure. Why not?
Q. Why can't I have a pet in my room?
A. Because it would get lost amongst all of the Legos.
Q. Can I be a Pokemon Legendary for Halloween next year?
A. I don't know what that is, but I'll get started on it right away.