It's swell when someone is crying at the dinner table.
Tomorrow I'm getting a massage from my dentist. He's not giving me the massage, but he and his staff bought me a certificate for a massage. They gave the certificate to me in November. Given that I have had a child home sick nearly every week this winter, this is my first opportunity to use the certificate. Unless someone's head is falling off tomorrow, I'm going for that massage. I also get to go in the vapor caves. What are the vapor caves? Am I going to have the vapors like Harriet Oleson?
I'm watching a Biography on Clive Owen. He's hot.
I got on the scale. I have gained 4 pounds. So much for my jeans being too tight because of some Jean Manufacturer Conspiracy.
I am going to Chicago two weeks from tomorrow.
I know all the words to Paradise by the Dashboard Lights.
I still dream of being a cowgirl.
I don't have any shorts that fit me.
I have travel fever.
Andy Williams was on the Today Show the other day. There is no sign from the Andy Williams camp that they are aware that I am his biggest fan.
Tara, Craig and Garvin are back in the U.S. and will be in CO on 5/15.
Did Brad really move out of the house and leave Angelina?
My Grandpa will be 96 in June.
I'm reading another creepy serial killer book. I've got to stop that.
Is Kathy Smith's body for real?